cosimahenning:

imagine getting a photo with Tatiana Maslany. you’d be getting a photo with like 90% of the cast

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

What Scooby Doo REALLY taught us is that once you pull off the mask, the real villain is usually an old white man thing to steal everyone’s land or money.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

always practice safe sex!! until you have mastered it. then you are permitted to practice Danger Sex

tagged: +TYRA 
teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk

Clouds by Eugene Boudin.

ryannxp:

this is important

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen